you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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