Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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