Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She bit a glass in half.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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