Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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