wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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