Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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