why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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