the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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