she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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