I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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