What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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