So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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