You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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