I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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