i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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