i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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