So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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