So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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