I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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