i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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