the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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