Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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