I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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