He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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