Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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