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(908): View more from New Jersey

Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong

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(863): View more from Florida

During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?

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(208): View more from Idaho

U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.

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(626): View more from California

Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.

(1-626): View more from California

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

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