You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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