What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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