you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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