saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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