you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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