I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
