What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize
