So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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