I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I party with great urgency now.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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