No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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