I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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