It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize