wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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