spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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