Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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