please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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