I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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