these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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