But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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