whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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