My friends, they love my intelligence
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so let's talk penis.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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