Cold hands, warm shart.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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