Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You need a sexual gate keeper
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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