I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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