You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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