her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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