Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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