Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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