scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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