I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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